wtfasianfanfics:

So I had an incredibly terrifying dream last night, and I believe that the roots of it can be attributed to this blog itself. I know this sounds ridiculous, but just hear me out. 

In my dream there were two people, a man, let’s call him Fred, and a woman, let’s call her Tyra. Fred and Tyra had been friends for years, and they both liked each other, but were far too shy to tell each other about it.

Now, along comes this woman. Let’s call her Sandra. Sandra was very attractive, and had the ability to seduce men to the point of insanity. Have any of you guys read Tomie by Junji Ito? It was kind of like that. These men fell so in love with her that they became possessed, and would be willing to do anything for her. Now, as soon as Fred laid his eyes on Sandra, he fell in love with her and completely forgot about Tyra, who was absolutely devastated. 

After a few days, Sandra and Fred started going out. Sandra and Fred were making out in a car outside of Tyra’s house. At this point, Fred had been driven completely insane because of his love for Sandra. He was no longer the old Fred, but this crazy, posessed version of him.

Fred said he wanted to have sex with Sandra, but Sandra said she’d only sleep with him if he marinated his dick first. Like in a sauce. Like what you do with chicken or other meat. In a sauce.

…Yeah. 

Fred, so crazy that he would do absolutely anything for Sandra, runs into Tyra’s house and breaks into her freezer, grabs a container of ice cream, and shoves his dick in it. Poor Tyra starts screaming because her former best friend Fred is furiously humping a carton of ice cream in her kitchen, and calls this police. 

Does this sound familiar to any of you guys?

Needless to say, I woke up feeling pretty disgusting. And a little repulsed by ice cream.

Now when I say this blog gives me nightmares, it will no longer be exaggeration. 

Followers, be careful. The fanfiction world is a rough place. 

Also, make sure to lock your doors at night. You never know who will bust in and start humping your ice cream.

-Admin G

this really happened you guys

i’m scared to go back to sleep

I DON’T WANT ANOTHER DREAM LIKE THIS

(Source: nishijou)

dbskdreams:

PORN JUST FOR GELISI!!!! <3

Anonymous:soooo how does entropy pay for your services if you catch my drift.

with money.

what can I say, I like money.

Anonymous:do you and entropy have any picture together? can we see it? pleaseeee with a cherry on T.O.P~

awww unfortunately we don’t :( next time we hang out we’ll take some selcas for you, though!

Anonymous:Sooooo I was wondering...How did you and entropy become friends? xD Curious anon is curious yeaa~

we actually vaguely knew each other in elementary school… when i came back to the high school (i went to a private middle school) we started talking and became acquaintances. one day she mentioned she liked kdramas and i started shoving kpop down her throat. soon, i got her addicted to kpop. 

later on she was all ‘omg gelisi be friends with me you’re so hot and cool plz’ and i was like ‘bitch get in line’ i mean come on i’m a hot commodity ya feel me, anon?

after a while she paid me like $20 to be her friend so i said eh okay i need some money to buy bagels neway

then we became friends but she has to pay a monthly fee for my friendship services

this was a true story brought to you by gelisi

her version of the story

= i think about sex with minho

(Source: gravitae)

same

kayburg:

Top 3 MV moments: Tohoshinki - Mirotic (2) — Jaejoong being tied to the wall.

(Source: allroundbl)

suzeme-chan:

1/100 gifs of key

his smile at the end…………………………………

Ryeowook’s short height stresses him out. ✖